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Parent company: VOID DREAMING
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We are seeking to fill a Web Developer Manager position
and are looking for the best of the best of the best.
 

Required Skills:
WordPress, HTML5, JavaScript, and CSS. years of PHP 7.0 is a MUST!
Experience coding in Bravissimo sought for, Yammerhant 2.0 is a plus.

Description:
This position is both management and hands-on. You will be responsible for all aspects of the website, including design, development, posting and updating of articles, promotion of social media, all matters of e-commerce, addressing all electronic responses as well as from e-mail, text, and telephone. Your personal availability will be at all times at or away from desk, including during off-hour intervals. You will also be responsible to directly manage the development team as well as additional hired consultants. Therefore, the number of this team to be managed may vary.

Days required:
The hours of this position is 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. EST, with one hour for lunch, Monday through Friday. Whereas this is both hands on development and a management position, there may be days that you will be required to work also at desk extra hours. You will need to be available to work weekends as well. Some of this time may be accomplished telecommuting from home if you use your own compatible computer regularly for work. The requirement is to be available 24 hours a day and on weekends. Not on appointed holidays. Unless, of course, if there is an emergency requiring your presence in the office.
 

QUESTIONS ASKED

What holidays do you observe?
All legal holidays are observed.

Does this position require travel?
Yes. Travel required, including flying, will be no greater than 50%, paid on company’s own credit card through our own airlines account which hired employee for this position will be required promptly to reimburse.

What is the salary of this position?
Despite the many positive attributes of this position, this is the downside. Though the salary is fixed, paid bi-weekly after first month, we do not really offer a lot of money but we are really a nice company to work for.

How about raises?
Conditional and based solely upon evaluated performance.

What about vacation time?
After one year of employment, five days vacation time is earned per year. Vacation time may be used with request made to supervisor one month in advance.
 

ADDRESSING RESPONSES (To avoid misconceptions, these are posted and addressed here.)
 
years of PHP 7.0? Are you on kidding? You will never find such a web developer. This version of PHP has not even existed for that long! By the way, what is Bravissimo code? Also, what in the world is Yammerhant 2.0? I never heard of it. Do your research, please, before posting a position available.”

Thank you so much for your response! We intend to investigate this matter further and make any and all necessary changes required as soon as this position has been filled.
 

“You do, of course, have a lunch hour and available facilities. Do you not?”

As required by law, naturally. Yet, many workers find their desks the most convenient place to eat since the lunch room often is occupied for company meetings. There are also vending machines available or you can pack a lunch. Restaurants are conveniently located thirty minutes from our new offices.
 

“It has been commonly rumored that your company has terminated more than 50% of your labor force already, often for being late. Your company is told to still be intending to fire others.”

Oh no! We’re hiring! Do you not see this position available? We have had this position here unfilled for quite sometime now in search of the perfect candidate.
 

“I applied for this position already, being referred by a friend working there since I am well qualified. He told me that he personally overheard upper management saying that I must be crazy to apply for this position and that your company will not hire crazy people.”

If it were not for the fact the we address such comments posted here, to avoid people posting elsewhere in improperly monitored forums, we would not have even dared to entertain such nonsensical comments.
 

We welcome your response…

 

 
FINAL STATEMENT
If you do NOT find this “Position Available” realistic, why then do you believe you can invent your own story on how you will go to Heaven, and proclaim that as true, which is just as unrealistic if not more? No matter how many people come up with their fabricated stories, they are only simply that. The unbeliever flatters himself that he will go to Heaven.

Instead, receive the true free gift of eternal life and the forgiveness of all of your sins. Repent and place trusting faith in God solely through His Son Jesus Christ to be saved.

You may believe some other made-up story but that does not make it a real happening thing. It is the Holy Bible that speaks the gospel. Do not distort the Bible’s message!
 

If you want to find the TRUE “Position Available”, do know that by faith in God solely through His Son Jesus Christ we are seated in the Heavenly places with Him.

And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye,
and believe the gospel. – Mark 1:15

 

But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another,
and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. – 1 John 1:7

 

For the wages of sin is death;
but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. – Romans 6:23

 

And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved,
and thy house. – Acts 16:31

 

 
Thank you for applying. The position mentioned above for Web Developer Manager has been tentatively filled.

However, the Heavenly position available is there above in Heaven and reserved for YOU.

Are you willing to place your trusting faith in Jesus to fill that Position Available?

 

 

 

 

 

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