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We are seeking to fill a Web Developer Manager position. We are looking for the best of the best of the best!

Required Skills:
WordPress, HTML5, JavaScript, and CSS.
years of PHP 8.0 is a MUST!

The hours of this position is 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. EST, Monday through Friday. Whereas this is both hands on development and a management position, there may be days that you will be required to work extra hours. You will need to be available to work weekends as well. The requirement is to be available 24 hours a day as well as on weekends.



What holidays do you observe?
All legal holidays are observed.

What about vacation time?
Five days of vacation time are available per year after the first year of employment. Days used must be scheduled in advance with a minimum of one month’s notice.

When is lunch time?
Lunch hour is from 12:00 noon to 12:30 p.m. Since the break room is commonly used for company meetings, most employees find it more convenient to pack their own lunches and eat at their own desks. Yes, we have intended to replace the old refrigerator quickly. Vending machines are available on our premises and encouraged. Restaurants are conveniently located 15 minutes from our facilities.

What is the salary of this position?
Despite the many positive attributes of this position, this is the downside. Though the salary is a fixed amount bi-weekly, we do not really offer a lot of money but we are really a nice company to work for.

How about raises?
Conditional and based solely upon evaluated performance.


Rather than having discussion of matters elsewhere, we have opted to discuss these issues here on our own website.

• Let me get this straight. You are you looking for someone with years of PHP 8.0 experience? You will never find anyone! Do you not know that this version of PHP has not even been out that long?

Thank you for bringing this to our attention! We intend to address this matter and will investigate this issue immediately! Just as soon as we have hired someone for this position.

• It has been commonly stated that your company has terminated more than 50% of your labor force already, commonly due to employees coming back late from lunch. It is said that you are still firing others.

Oh no! We are hiring! Do you not see this position available? We have had this position here yet unfilled for quite sometime now.

• I applied for this position already, being referred by a friend working there. He told me that he overheard upper management saying that I must be crazy to apply for this position and that they would not hire crazy people.

If it were not for the fact that we address such comments posted on our own site, to avoid people posting elsewhere, we would not have even dared to entertain such nonsensical comments.



We are sorry! This position has already been tentatively filled.

If you do not find this “Position Available” realistic, why then do you believe you can invent your own story on how you will go to Heaven instead of believing the Holy Bible. Repent and place your trusting faith in God solely through His Son Jesus Christ to be saved.

You may want to believe your own story but it does not make it a real and happening thing.
Do you want to get to Heaven when you die or just believe a fantasy now and burn later in Hell?

If you want to find the true position available, do know that by trusting faith in Jesus Christ we are seated in the Heavenly places with Him.
It is God’s own guarantee.


And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. – Mark 1:15 KJV

“And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.” – Acts 16:31 KJV


Perhaps you yet need to ask yourself this question…
    Have you taken the rosy path to destruction?





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